As you may know by now, there's ENTIRELY too much Animal Planet viewing going on at our house.
Folks, brace yourselves.
There are snakes that fly.
Yep. FLY.
As if I could be ANY MORE AFRAID of them.
Now I find out that there are some species that will hurl themselves from their tree and glide through the air. Then they undulate their snakey bodies from side to side to go further. (Even the word "undulate" is wigging me out.)
Oh. Dear. Lord.
Imagine that skinny demon swooping through the sky above you.
That is just a million levels of wrong.
"Hell on Earth" pretty much sums it up for me.
It's when I find out things like this that I momentarily consider having our cable shut off. (Except I can't imagine a world without the Food Network or Design Star or Hell's Kitchen or TLC or Tori & Dean and now I've revealed too much.)
May God save us all from the flying snakes.
3 comments:
Oh uh uhn. That is seriously not the way to start a weekend. But I feel armed with information now. If you need me, I'll be in Alabama.... wearing steel toe boots and carrying an umbrella, sprinkling moth balls around me as I walk (I've heard they work???).
:)
Hugs and happy weekend wishes!
No way...see, now that is why I stay inside. Thanks, now I will be petrified any time I go outdoors. I already walk with my head down fearing seeing a snake in the grass. Now I have to keep one eye on the sky too! I would die if one flew at me...I am not joking...I would have a heart attack. Richie will be thrilled that I have added this to my list of fears and moved it right on up to the top!
I could've lived my whole life not knowing that and it would've been very benefical. Now I will have to walk around looking up making sure there are no snakes flying around in the sky.
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