Sadly, my bladder woke up at the normal time of 5:45 am, but I crawled right back under the covers and thanked Mitt and Obama for the extra sleep.
I tried to bribe the boy into going with me to vote by offering to stop for doughnuts. It didn't work. He was lounging around in his pjs and finishing up a big research project for school.
He's been working on this project for a while, and the scientist he's studying is Robert Ballard. Mr. Ballard discovered the wreck of the Titanic in 1985. He's a very accomplished man. His awards and discoveries are plentiful, and this morning, the boy was listing them. That's when I heard him yell,
"AGH! Robert Ballard discovered EVERYTHING! He is a bully scientist. Hi... My name is Robert Ballard and I left nothing for anyone else to discover!"
I'm glad this project is due tomorrow. If Robert Ballard were running for President, the boy would probably not vote for him. He's fascinated by his work, but he thinks Mr. Ballard is a genius bully.
So get out there and vote today, friends.
I did, and I noticed the stickers were very tiny. Downright dinky. Whoever runs in 2016 needs to campaign for bigger stickers.
I also ended up stopping for doughnuts anyway. I may or may not have eaten 2 on the way home.
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