Questions

There are some things on my mind.

1. How many fat free Fig Newtons can I consume before the calorie content completely overrules the whole "fat free" thing?

2. Why are Girl Scout cookies only sold one time a year? Those girls would never have to pay for a single stinkin' camp out again if they sold those cookies year-round. I could probably put a few of them through college with my purchases alone.

3. Why are 2 of my questions about cookies?

5. What should you make for a kid's school lunch if processed meats are SOOOO bad for you?

6. How do you get a puppy to stop barking at random nonsense but still let her know it's ok to bark at bad guys and boogie men?

7. Why is it 80 degrees on March 14th? I'm worried it will either be snowing in 2 weeks or 120 degrees by May.

8. Does anyone out there decorate for St. Patrick's Day? All the St. Patty's Day stuff on Pinterest is adorable; my motivation level is low, however.

That's it. I couldn't even come up with 10.
Happy Wednesday, folks.