Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Me, Ellen, and Kathie Lee

There are 2 things on my mind as I compose this post:
1. Y'all are not going to believe me.
2. I should not eat Zaxby's wings at 8:30 in the evening.

A few nights ago, I had what could possibly be the kookiest dream ever.
I had a dream that involved pink lemonade cake, Ellen DeGeneres, and Kathie Lee Gifford.
I promise I am not making this up.

In my dream, I was apparently friends with Ellen and Kathie Lee. Ellen owned a bakery, and I was trying to get in to buy some of her pink lemonade cake. I was frustrated because her bake shop was closed, and I was having a conversation with a group of people about this problem. Kathie Lee popped out (from somewhere?) and told me that Ellen's bakery had been closed the day before, too.

Then, I woke up.

I can tell you how and why my subconscious brain put the pink lemonade cake in my dream. I cannot tell you why I dreamed about Ellen and Kathie Lee. Or why I was, apparently, living among the rich and famous.

I have been obsessed with the pink lemonade cake ever since I saw it on Pinterest.

Obsessed.
Not obsessed enough to make it, however. My sis-in-law made one, and my mouth actually watered when she told me about it.
I keep saying I'm going to get the ingredients together to make it. I just haven't yet.

Maybe I'll call my buddy, Ellen, and order one from her bakery.
If she'd ever open up the darn shop.

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