Would You? Could You?

We now interrupt the regularly scheduled summer/moving recap to bring you...

A question.
Purely hypothetical.

Let's say you were new in town, and a new neighbor popped in to bring you a treat.
Mini cheesecakes.
And let's just say that when the new friend handed you the container of yum, an accident caused 5 or 6 of the yums to fall onto the floor.
And let's just say they landed right side up... even if the cherry jumped off.
And let's just say you hadn't had a good homemade dessert in at least 3 weeks.

When the neighbor left...
Would you eat the mini cheesecakes that had fallen on the floor?
(They're in a paper cupcake liner, people.)

I texted my friend, J, to share my purely hypothetical story with her.
She asked me what kind of topping they had. (It's the little things.)
I told her it was a cherry, and the cherry had actually rolled across the foyer...
picking up dirt along the way.

I most certainly did not eat the hypothetical cherry.
I told her I have my standards.
Hypothetically.