Attack of the Zombies

Consider yourself warned.
These were some kooky questions... but I loved them!

Here's Ten on Tuesday
1. Quick! Zombies are coming!! What do you do?
Scream. 'Cause screaming makes everything better. Then, I would run. I am NOT a runner, and I hate exercise. But, I've always said, "I don't run unless something is chasing me." Zombies would qualify.

2. Whew, that was a close one. …I think your phone is ringing. Oh, it’s your best friend! She thinks she’s been bitten by a zombie. What advice do you give her?
Put some Neosporin on it. And meet me at Starbucks.

3. You realize it’s time to leave your current location because it’s clearly not safe anymore. Are you going to move at night or day? Defend your reasoning.
I would go during the day. I like to be able to see what's going on. I don't think Zombies like the light. Oh, that's vampires, isn't it?

4. During your relocation, you come across a weapon superstore. My, that’s convenient. What kind of weaponry do you choose?
Yeah baby. A flame thrower-gun thing. That IS the correct terminology. 'Cause I have seen movies where they burn Zombies, and it works.

5. As you leave, an old lady on the side of the street begs you to help her. Do you? Why or why not?
Well my first instinct is YES! Help the old lady! But... what if she's a zombie?!? I would have to get a little closer to her and look into her eyes to SEE if she's really an innocent old lady. I think Zombies have weird eyes.

6. Good choice, you’re clearly a good person to have around in a zombie apocalypse. Oh hey, there’s a wifi signal here! You can’t stay long but this is your chance to gather some intel on the current situation. What’s the first website you check?
Whew... Glad I thought about the old lady being a zombie...
Umm... I would check CNN first. (I know it's not part of the question, but then I'd check Facebook. To make sure my family and friends are ok.)

7. SHH! What was that noise?!
The sound of me gasping for air and my heart beating out of my chest 'cause I had to run.

8. I think it’s time to get out of here. I hope you have a plan. Where are you going now?
I have no idea. Honestly, they probably would have caught me by now.

9. Wait a minute, that looks like a bite mark on your arm… You may be infected too! Will you tell other people?
Told you they'd catch me. I will tell them to join me in my Zombie Army. (I don't want to be alone.)

10. How does this story end?
With me having nightmares. I can't even watch "crime" TV without dreaming something is after me. Now it'll be Zombies.