Like I Needed One More Thing to Stress About

I am talking myself out of having the Swine Flu.

Because that's a little-known cure for pandemics. "Talking yourself out of it."

I think I've had a cold for a few days now. Could be the allergies that I've suffered from since childhood.

But instead of just blowing my nose and chewing on my beloved Claritin, a tiny piece of my brain keeps saying, "Swine Flu... Swine Flu..."

You know, because I have nothing else to think about.