As sung by the boy.
While he was in the bathroom this afternoon.
"Going" to the bathroom.
And singing at the same time.
To me.
His mom.
(The wonderful person who birthed his fat self.)
"Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday to you, my mommy. You better start celebrating... before you turn to dust."
Lovely.
No one can brighten your day AND remind you just how badly you need Botox like a little boy.
(I thought it was funny LAST month when he sang a different version... still including the "turn to dust" line... to his uncle. I'm sorry little brother. It ain't funny anymore.)
3 comments:
TOOO funny Eli!! Happy Birthday Autumn, we love ya bunches!! Please send your mailing addy when ya get a chance!
Happy Birthday...I usually remember since my mom's was yesterday! Don't worry...she's WAY older than you! ;)
Happy Birthday! Daniel says yeah, but you're probably turn to dust before him since you're so OLD! Just Kidding! We hope you had a great day!
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